scoops: hes Thique. was born with a bowl cut probably. 

 vernon: uncool, possibly the Least cool

 mingyu: tall. but grimey. getting his ass kicked by minghao 24/7

 wonwoo: Xx_mcrf4n_xX. wake me up inside(cant wake up). buys eyeliner and studded bracelets in bulk

jeonghan: Clingy™, Needy®, shops at claires for his hair extensions 

joshua: he shoved his whole acoustic guitar up his ass. its still up there

 seungkwan: Whitney Houston pretty much

hoshi: a clock.  eats the marshmallows from the lucky charms and blames it on dino

 woozi: evil. soulless. a demon. just a complete monster.

 dk: i am going blind because of how bright his smile is

 dino: still sleeps with a nightlight and a teddy bear probably. 

 jun: is better than everyone, knows he’s better than everyone

 minghao: a sweet rottweiler puppy. can and Will kick anyones(mingyus) ass.